Sound Familiar?
Why Developers Love Yak Nair™
Works in Minutes
Our patented TaskDissolve™ formula breaks down even the most stubborn dependency chains in under 3 minutes.
Targets Root Tasks
Goes beneath the surface to eliminate tasks you didn't even know were blocking you. Reaches deep into your backlog.
Gentle Formula
Won't irritate your codebase. Safe for use on legacy systems, monorepos, and even that jQuery project from 2012.
Smooth Results
Leaves your workflow feeling silky smooth. Results last up to 2 sprints longer than manual yak shaving.
How It Works
Apply
Identify your yak. Apply Yak Nair liberally to affected areas of your task list.
Wait
Let our TaskDissolve™ technology break down the causal chains binding your prerequisites.
Wipe Away
Simply wipe away dissolved tasks. Watch as blockers disappear, revealing the smooth workflow underneath.
Find Your Formula
Yak Nair Original
For Everyday Yak Shaving
- Standard dependency resolution
- Config file untangling
- Basic environment setup
- README-guided application
$29.99 / sprint
Yak Nair Sensitive
For Legacy Codebases
- Gentle on deprecated APIs
- Won't break brittle tests
- Respects tribal knowledge
- Extra soothing for tech debt
$49.99 / sprint
Yak Nair MAX
For Coarse Infrastructure
- Kubernetes cluster untangling
- Multi-cloud dependency dissolution
- Terraform state reconciliation
- Pipeline blockage removal
$99.99 / sprint
The Solution is Finally Here
Because life's too short to shave yaks.
Real Results from Real Developers
I used to spend 4 hours setting up my environment before writing a single line of code. Now? I just apply Yak Nair and I'm shipping features by lunch.
Senior Frontend Engineer
My team was drowning in prerequisite tasks. Yak Nair dissolved our entire blocked backlog. Our velocity increased 300%. My manager cried.
Tech Lead, Fortune 500
I was mass years deep in a yak shaving rabbit hole. Docker configs, SSL certs, DNS propagation... One application of Yak Nair MAX and I finally deployed to production.
Site Reliability Engineer
Important Safety Information
Do not use Yak Nair on tasks
that are actually important.
Side effects may include:
shipping too fast,
mass merge conflicts,
and the uncomfortable realization
that some yaks needed shaving after all.
If you experience sudden productivity
lasting more than 4 sprints,
consult your engineering manager.
Keep away from project managers
— may cause unrealistic expectations.